REVEALED: The sounds that will be played at the next Brexit Party RALLY

Following scenes that rivalled Glastonbury last weekend, the Brexit Party can now reveal the songs and sounds that will be played at their next rally.

Having opened the Big Vision rally to the sounds of air raid sirens, our great leader Nigel Farage will now enter the room to the sound of authentic WW2 machine gun fire.

After rousing speeches, David Bull will later join Farage on stage, walking out to “It’s a long way to Tipperary” to raise awareness about the amount of foreign travel he has to endure as a Brexit MEP.

Ann Widdecome will close the event, performing the Foxtrot she learnt on Strictly Come Dancing.

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